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- TOP TEN CHILI DAVIS' COMPLAINTS ABOUT FANS
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- 10. When your hand is too tired from signing autographs to make a
- fist
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- 9. They get all huffy when you crack their skull with a Louisville
- Slugger
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- 8. Don't understand the pressure of making $18,000 per at bat
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- 7. When they give me their liver -- and I don't need a new liver!
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- 6. When fans try to adjust your cup
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- 5. After you finish bloodying their nose, they almost never share
- their nachos with you
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- 4. They keep confusing him with Pittburgh Pirates' "Hungarian
- Goulash Davis"
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- 3. Don't understand that it's hard to keep your temper under control
- when you're full of steroids
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- 2. Think only New York players can act like jerks
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- 1. Can't take a punch
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- Letterman, Monday, July 31, 1995
- Copyright Worldwide Pants, Inc. 1995
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